If a clown is at a kids party it looks normal, but if they are just standing across the street, they are in a horror film. If the clown is at the circus jogging around the ring it looks normal. If they are sitting on a park bench looking straight forward, you know to run the other way and FAST. I truly believe that being a clown is an art form that only a few can really achieve. I had a bad run-in with a mime once, but not a clown. What is it about clowns!!??
Clovenhoof
Heide Goody
Genre: Humor | Fantasy
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Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as Prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognizes him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish war gamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs.
Heaven, Hell and the city of Birmingham collide in a story that features murder, heavy metal, cannibalism, armed robbers, devious old ladies, Satanists who live with their mums, gentlemen of limited stature, dead vicars, petty archangels, flamethrowers, sex dolls, a blood-soaked school assembly and way too much alcohol.
Clovenhoof is outrageous and irreverent (and laugh out loud funny!) but it is also filled with huge warmth and humanity. Written by first-time collaborators Heide Goody and Iain Grant, Clovenhoof will have you rooting for the bad guy like never before.
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Fire and Ice: Bridge Novella Between Trial by Fire and Ring of Fire (All Fired Up Series)
Taylor Lee
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Romance
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They call her the Ice Princess. She’s blond, beautiful and cold as Ice. The sexy police commander turns up the heat and proves that Fire does melt Ice. When the tough cop’s “go it alone attitude” almost gets her and others killed, she’s forced to reconsider.
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The Thoughtful Spot
Eric Weule
Genre: Horror
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Two strangers are about to embark on a journey to a place that cannot exist.
Stacey Hughes has built the life she has always dreamed of. She loves her job, she is married to a wonderful man, and they have an amazing son named Micah. But when her world is suddenly destroyed by one inexplicable act, Stacey is forced to pick up the pieces of her life and start again.
Tyler Sparks has just been betrayed by the two most important people in his life. He is suffering from blackouts, seizures, momentary blindness, and the belief that something is living inside his head. Tyler is positive that all of these things are related, but how is a mystery.
Tyler and Stacey will be thrown together by forces and events beyond their comprehension. As they search for understanding, they will discover that all the answers they seek can be found in only one place . . .
The Thoughtful Spot
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A Beautiful Fall: A Novel
Chris Coppernoll
Genre: Religion & Spirituality
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High-powered Boston attorney Emma Madison is celebrating her latest courtroom victory when she gets a call from a number she doesn’t recognize. Area code 803—home.
Home is Juneberry, South Carolina—eight hundred miles, twelve years, and a lifetime away from Boston—and Emma’s father has had a serious heart attack. Emma rushes to his bedside, and a weekend trip threatens to become an extended stay. She has to work fast to arrange the affairs of his small-town law practice so she can return to her life and career in Boston.
And then Michael Evans shows up. They’d shared hopes, dreams, and a passionate love as young college students during a long-ago summer. But Emma walked away—from Michael and from Juneberry—to finish college and start a new life. Michael has never forgotten her.
Enveloped in the warmth of family and small-town life—and discovering that she still cares for Michael—Emma knows she’ll have to make a choice between the career she’s worked so hard to build and the love she left behind.
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Everybody Wants You Dead
Ben Mulhern
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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Chris Chandler was living the dream. Life as a fifth-year senior had become one massive party. All he would have to do was push through a couple more laughably easy classes and he would graduate. Then it would be right back to drinking, smoking, and chasing tail. In one night, it all came to a screeching halt. It began simply enough: A couple of post-bar cocktails, some elbow-bumping with friends and campus elite. But after stumbling into the wrong room, he finds himself suspected of killing his best friend Abbey Peterson. With a sea of partygoers turning on him, he has no choice but to run. He sticks to Minneapolis side streets and crashes on friends’ couches, trying to survive, desperate to clear his name. Until he has enough to come forward, he’s going to have to figure out how to stay one step ahead of the police, led by the fiercely determined Detective Hollis Ramsey. With new details and potential players emerging, Chris finds himself in constant peril as he comes to realize Abbey Peterson may not have been as perfect as he once thought.
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