I hate when I am helping my first and second grader bassets with their homework and I get stumped. Thankfully I am good at faking it and can cover up my confusion quickly.  I eventually get it, but the kids homework is making me think out of the box a little too much lately.

Courier (Freelancer Book 1)
Terry Irving
4.7 Stars (30 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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Rick Putnam is running for his life. A Vietnam Veteran riding a motorcycle for a national news network, he’s picked up something too hot to handle. So hot that a reporter and a camera crew has already been killed and a rogue CIA kill squad is on his tail. Stick with this charismatic character as he fights his way all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania in his battle for the truth.

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GUGGA
Jonathan Lambert
4.6 Stars (18 Reviews)
Genre: Horror

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As the zombie apocalypse winds down, thanks to a flaky vaccine and the weapons of the living, a lone zombie still rambles on, waiting for the end.His only companions are hunger, fear, and a deep loneliness. But everything changes when he makes a new friend.

Gugga is a short story (5200 words).

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The Killing Question
Mark Allen
4.2 Stars (21 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Action & Adventure

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To kill or not to kill, that is the question down on his luck private investigator Jack Reece must ask himself when a beautiful billionaire widow offers him $1 million to track down the 400 lb. child predator who raped her daughter… and then offers him $4 million more to execute him. Jack’s moral code is put to the test when he comes face to face with pure evil in a den of sin and sickness and must decide if righteousness can ever come from the end of a gun… and if the scars on his soul would be worth the bullets and blood.

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The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (Illustrated)
L. Frank Baum
4.2 Stars (42 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy

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Santa Claus, as a baby is found in the Forest of Burzee by Ak, the Master Woodsman of the World, and placed in the care of the lioness Shiegra. The Wood Nymph, Necile, breaks the law of the forest and takes the baby because she desires to raise a child of her own as mortals do, convincing Ak that since he made the law, he can allow an exception, and agrees to have both Necile and Shiegra care for the baby. Necile calls him Claus, meaning “little one” in the old Burzee language, but Queen Zurline gives him the more formal name Neclaus, “Necile’s Little One” He is educated by the immortals of the Forest. Upon reaching young adulthood, Ak decides it is time for Claus to see how other mortals live. He sees war, brutality, poverty, child neglect and child abuse and is frustrated by mortals’ very existence. Ak encourages him not to shy away from the mortals, because he is one, and must learn to live among them, as he cannot reside in Burzee as an adult. He settles in the nearby Laughing Valley of Hohaho, where the immortals regularly visit and assist him, and Necile gives him a little cat named Blinky.

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Fourth and Ape, The Field Goal Kicker with the Secret Gorilla Leg
Jeff Weiss
5.0 Stars (22 Reviews)
Genre: Children’s eBooks | Sports

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On a zoo sleepover, Ivan Zelinka gets mixed up with a couple of semi-mad scientists who inject his leg with top-secret gorilla serum. Soon the muscles on his right leg are bulging and his skin is covered with thick black hair. Most high school students would be horrified by such a transformation.

But did I tell you that he’s the place kicker on his high school football team?

Horror gives way to delight as Ivan finds himself booting fifty-yard field goals and punting the ball into the stratosphere. The Bulldogs are winning for the first time in their history. Ivan’s dating the adorable Kipper Swanson. And the fans love him. He’s even got his own cheer, which fans chant when he lines up to kick: “Super Booter, Super Booter, ooh, aah!”

But on the flip side, he’s worried about turning into a full-fledged gorilla. Goodbye, Super Booter. Hello, Gorilla Boy. And the scientist who’s supposed to be working on a cure is a behemoth named Elko. When Elko’s not threatening to crush someone into a ball or spray them with his personal blend of knockout gas, he’s betting on football – including Ivan’s high school games.

By the big game, Ivan must decide whether to fully transform himself into Super Booter or return to being plain old Ivan.

Super Booty is a great read for anyone who has fantasized about having superpowers or simply loves a funny story.

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