The beginning of the school year always feels like New Years Day, and I make a few resolutions. I resolve to be more organized (I got the label maker and the laminator out),to make better lunches for the baby bassets, I will be more patient when they do their homework, I will eat better and exercise. Yup, I always throw in the eat better and exercise thing. It’s not a resolution unless you throw those two demons in there. I started the new resolutions on Monday, and so far so good. Now lets see how I do today.
Wildest Dreams (The Contemporary Collection)
Jennifer Blake
Genre: Romance
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Two extraordinary women – 150 years apart – search Europe for a special perfume, and their own secret hearts for the thing that matters most… The perfume is legendary, once worn by Cleopatra and Empress Josephine — and made in New Orleans for more than 150 years. Its history and enthralling scent render it priceless, and while many are determined to exploit it, Joletta Caressa’s beloved grandmother, Violet, took its secret formula with her when she died. Now Joletta must reconstruct it using the journals written by Violet, who brought the perfume home from a Victorian-era grand tour of Europe. The code is in the yellowed pages, tied to the places Violet visited — London, Paris, the Swiss Alps, Venice, and a secluded garden in the Italian countryside. As Joletta follows the itinerary described, she runs into Rone Adamson, a charming Southern gentleman with a quirky sense of humor and suspicious understanding of perfume production. After an odd accident, Rone comes to her aid then invites himself on her pilgrimage. Meanwhile, within the pages of the journal, Violet embarks on a daring love affair, intimately connected to the perfume, with an intriguing artist who woos her with his tender touch. Yet all is not sweet scents and moonlight for Violet in the 1850s; scandal and death darken her path across Europe. With Joletta’s own path mimicking her grandmother’s much too precisely, she must decide whether to trust her dubious white knight — or leave him behind as she follows the perfume’s trail to its bitter end.
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The Reluctant Jesus: A Satirical Dark Comedy
Duncan Whitehead
Genre: Humor & Entertainment | Humor & Satire
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A wild and romping quirky comedy from the author of the bestselling and award-winning novel, The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club.
The year is 1999 and the millennium is fast approaching. Baseball fan and thirty-two-year-old confirmed bachelor and architect, Seth Miller, is content with his life, as long as the Yankees win and his mother stays away from his Greenwich Village apartment. Seth’s life though is turned upside down when he is informed by his overbearing and overprotective mother that he is God’s youngest son, and by default the second coming of Christ. Initially convinced that his parents are crazy, his thoughts of their committal to a suitable care facility are superseded when he receives an unsolicited telephone call from God himself. With Armageddon fast approaching, and due to some poor editing and proofreading of the Bible, Seth must assume the role of Christ and fight God’s corner in the ‘Final Conflict’ between good and evil. Despite his initial reluctance and attempts to shirk his new responsibilities, God is insistent, and Seth is cajoled into undertaking the role of Messiah. With his best friend, and chief follower Bob Nancy, Seth embarks on a calamitous sequence of miracle doing and disciple gathering, all of which fail to inspire the legions of followers expected by God, but leads to a bout of food poisoning for a troop of visiting boy scouts and a suspected attempt on the life of the Mayor.
God, a somewhat nonchalant character, is far more preoccupied with the lack of IT and administrative support he is receiving in heaven, than actual events on Earth; and is already planning to move on to other planets that he and Lucifer are in the process of developing for ‘future projects’. Enter Maggie De Lynne, as Seth’s second disciple and love interest, who adds her own perspective to Seth’s predicament; which is only compounded when a just as unsuitable anti-Christ, suffering from IBS and with a penchant for dressing up as cartoon characters, visits his apartment. Throw a ‘gangsta’ rapping Guardian Angel and Walter, the talking cat – who used to be quiet as a mouse – into the mix, and the scene is set for a hilarious tale of one man’s reluctance to save the world and join the family business. This book is ideal for those who enjoy: Dark Comedy Books, Comedy Books, Witty, Witty Humor, Funny Authors, Quirky books, Quirky Fiction This book is for you!
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Death by Chocolate Sundae: A Cozy Mystery (Caesars Creek Mystery Series Book 2)
Constance Barker
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense
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“Ohhh, turd apples!! Get him on the floor!” Stormi barked. “I’ll beat on his chest but no way are my lips touching his withered rims!” Another murder has occurred in Caesars Creek, Georgia, but this time right inside The Frozen Scoop Ice Cream Shoppe. Tara and her pals, Stormi and Paige are front and center for the heinous crime, but their attempts to revive the victim may make them suspects. Find out what happens when Tara and her army of amateur sleuths try to solve another murder before they themselves become victims. This story contains humor, unprofessional sleuthing skills, and mentions of strawberry and banana smoothies as well as almond chocolate ripple ice cream.
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THE BLACKGLOOM BOUNTY (The Scythian Stone Saga Book 1)
Jon F. Baxley
Genre: Action & Adventure | War | Historical Fiction | Fantasy
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One Hollywood producer has dubbed this epic medieval fantasy series, “BRAVEHEART meets THE LORD OF THE RINGS.” Get your copy today and see why.
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Honey: And Natural Remedies
Sarah Brooks
Genre: Health, Fitness & Dieting | Medical eBooks
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The Most Amazing Uses For Honey You Will Find. Period! In your search for treatments for some common health issues such as a simple abdominal ache or the common colds, you may have encountered expensive, yet ineffective solutions. I truly understand how it feels to spend a lot and end up with basically no benefits from the artificial remedies. This is where honey enters the picture. For this book, I have presented some of the basic uses of honey. Along with these uses are some of the most promising benefits that you can get should you decide to use the sweet liquid in combination with some of the interesting ingredients that you can readily find in the kitchen. For this book, I took the liberty of presenting the following ingredients as combining agents with honey: nutmeg, cinnamon, apple cider, cane vinegar, and lemon extract. Hopefully, the information that you can get out of this book can help you come up with natural, affordable, and safe alternatives for some of the most common pressing problems that you have to face, medically or otherwise.
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