I stole this little funny from a friends post on Facebook, and I am for sure going to put this little gem in my pocket for a later use on my hubby. “HUSBAND: “Why do you keep buying plants when you just end up killing them?” WIFE: “Just to remind you what I’m capable of.”
Drive Thru Murder (The New Orleans Go Cup Chronicles Book 3)
by Colleen Mooney
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Humor & Satire | Mystery | Crime Fiction
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A Murder Scene Where Nothing Is As It Seems
Brandy witnesses a murder at a drive thru joint with the unlikely name of CLUCK IT: CHICKEN BY THE BUCKET. And then it turns out nothing at the scene’s what it seems, or at any rate nobody’s who they seem. Seems CLUCK IT is not just a place to clog your arteries, but also a transgender hangout. And with that discovery, you know you’re in New Orleans.
The local, New Orleans Color Never Stops
Brandy’s complex Irish Channel family develops the kind of problem that is a lot more fun on the page than in real life. What to do when your sister gets pregnant with one of the next-door twins, but she doesn’t know which twin? (Be glad it’s Brandy’s problem, not yours.)
She also finds a mysterious box of valuable jewelry under her closet floor, becomes the unofficial caretaker of the Tarot reader across the street who knows the future but can never predict when she’s going to get so drunk she’s going to fall into her own bushes, and develops a strong suspicion about one of her other neighbors, all the while juggling the two Romeos.
Luckily, Brandy Is Better At Solving Mysteries Than She Is At Wrangling Her Boyfriends
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The 1929 Series Boxed Set: Books 1-3
by M.L. Gardner, The Thatchery
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Historical Fiction | Sagas
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Complete the series with the second boxed set at a savings of nearly 30%. Available on Amazon.
1929 (Book One)
When Black Tuesday triggers financial despondency, three young couples in New York City trade their lives of luxury for poverty. From back-breaking jobs to a shabby, rundown apartment, the couples’ rocky path leads to more turmoil when a business rival creates one disaster after another. A story set in the past, Gardner’s first novel is more than memorable — 1929 is unforgettable.
Elizabeth’s Heart (Book Two)
Institutionalized in 1929 for having prophetic visions, Simon Sinclair narrates from inside the Massachusetts Asylum. There he meets Elizabeth, a young woman with a shadow personality and a traumatic past. As their lives become entwined, their attachment for each other grows. Their actions set off a chain reaction that directly touches the lives of the characters from 1929.
1930 (Book Three)
A memorial service for Aryl Sullivan isn’t enough closure for the 1929 characters. Claire, now a pregnant widow, is too devastated to cope, Caleb drowns his sorrow in a bottle of whiskey, and Jonathan awaits the birth of his child. Maura is put to work to see them past the worst of it, facing setbacks of her own. As the gears of life slowly start to move again, new friends are made and old enemies return. Claire finds refuge through a common bond with widower Gordon, finally allowing her to move on and accept her new life. Until she’s met with a shocking surprise.
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Amazon Burning (A James Acton Thriller, #10) (James Acton Thrillers)
by J. Robert Kennedy
Genre: Thrillers | Literature & Fiction | Political
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IN THE DEPTHS OF THE AMAZON, ONE OF THEIR OWN HAS BEEN TAKEN!
Days from any form of modern civilization, Archaeology Professor James Acton awakes to gunshots. Finding his wife missing, taken by a member of one of the uncontacted tribes, he and his friend, Interpol Agent Hugh Reading, try desperately to find her in the dark of the jungle, quickly realizing there is no hope without help.
And with help three days away, he knows the longer they wait, the farther away she’ll be.
And the less chance there will be of ever finding the woman he loves.
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Superdreadnought 1: A Military AI Space Opera
by Multiple Authors
Genre: Science Fiction | Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Alone and unafraid. Sometimes you prevent war by hunting down your enemies.
Integrated with a superdreadnought, the artificial intelligence known as Reynolds takes his ship across the universe in search of the elusive Kurtherians. He comes to a revelation. He’s better in the company of living creatures.
He needs a crew. He needs information. And he needs to continue his search and destroy mission.
Needing a crew and getting a crew are two completely different things. Reynolds is out of his element as he tries to reach out and make friends. Through it all, he has his vessel, the superdreadnought, the most powerful warship in the galaxy.
Or so he believes.
— PLEASE NOTE —
Inside this book is cursing, amusing cursing, but cursing nonetheless. If bad language offends you, perhaps this book is not for you.
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The Off-Season: a Washington Rampage Sports Romance
by Megan Green, Jovana Shirley, Mischievous Designs
Genre: Literature & Fiction | Sports
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Ian “Tag” Taggart is innocent.
The day Tag’s world comes crashing down around him, he’s sitting in a fast food drive-thru, waiting on an order of fries. Golden boy of the MLB and shortstop for the Washington Rampage, Tag quickly finds himself losing grip on his superstar life with the use of two awful words.
Tag’s willing to do anything to prove his innocence, and in a last-ditch effort to revamp his image, his agent forces him out of the spotlight and into the mountains of Colorado.
The quiet town of Maple Lake is everything Seattle isn’t.
And Lexi Barnes is everything he wasn’t expecting to find.
It’s game on this off-season.
The Off-Season can be read as a complete standalone romance. It is book one of the Washington Rampage series.
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Hit (Codename: Chandler)
by Ann Voss Peterson, J.A. Konrath, Jack Kilborn
Genre: Thrillers | Mystery
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She’s an elite spy, working for an agency so secret only three people know it exists. Trained by the best of the best, she has honed her body, her instincts, and her intellect to become the perfect weapon.
CODENAME: CHANDLER
Before special operative Chandler was forced to FLEE, she executed the most difficult missions — and most dangerous people — for the government. So when she’s ordered to eliminate a crooked corporate CEO in a manner that looks like natural death, it’s a regular day at the office… until she discovers she’s not the only assassin hunting this particular prey, and her competition is aiming to make this hit into a political statement that will shake the nation.
HIT
The world’s deadliest assassin just met her match…
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