What would be crazy is if aliens landed, and the first thing they see is us on the end of a leash picking up our dog’s poop. They would naturally think that the dogs were the masters, not the humans. Then the aliens would make their plans to attack the dogs and take over the planet. BUT!!! The aliens would see how cool dogs are and would decide not to attack Earth and instead would just leave. Dogs are awesome.
Summer at Sea: The Summer Series Book 1
by Beth Labonte
Genre: Humor & Satire | Literature & Fiction | Humor & Entertainment
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** A 2017 Readers’ Favorite Book Award Winner**
Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old people sneakers that all look exactly the same.
Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise?
No? I didn’t think so. So shut it.
So begins vacation for Summer Hartwell – twenty-six years old, living with her anxiety-ridden parents, and unwillingly booked by her brother on a weeklong cruise to Bermuda. Despite the nightmare of being trapped aboard a cruise ship with Mom and Dad, Summer sees a rare opportunity to fulfill The Prophecy – her mother’s declaration that she will live at home until she gets married. With two thousand passengers onboard, at least one of them must be husband material, right?
The only problem is Graham Blenderman – her brother’s best friend who is joining them for the week, in all of his tall, blonde, extroverted glory. Graham doesn’t believe Summer needs a husband in order to break free from her parents. He thinks she just needs a little bit of nerve. And to Summer’s introverted horror, he’s willing to spend the entire week proving that he’s right.
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Extensis Vitae
by Gregory Mattix
Genre: Science Fiction | Science Fiction & Fantasy | Action & Adventure
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Michael Reznik is a soldier who wakes up in a mysterious underground bunker, with a technologically advanced body he doesn’t recognize. The people around him have cast aside fighting and warfare. They haven’t needed them–until now.
Reznik is charged with tracking down a band of ruthless killers and finding a kidnapped doctor. He finds himself honor-bound to do what is right for the people who brought him back from the dead. A peaceful people are depending on him to do what is right. Can he live up to their expectations, even when he finds out that his new body has an expiration date?
Extensis Vitae is a gritty, post-apocalyptic science fiction adventure.
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Tanner Times Two (A Tanner Novel Book 11)
by Remington Kane
Genre: Thrillers
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Tanner and Alexa travel to Mexico with an unexpected ally, as they seek revenge against Alonso Alvarado.
However, Alvarado, the drug cartel leader, has hundreds of men to protect him.
Will Tanner defeat incredible odds once again, or will Alvarado triumph and see Tanner dead?
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Berried Alive (Apple Orchard Cozy Mystery Book 4)
by Chelsea Thomas
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Mystery | Humor & Satire
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No one needs ninety-six rolls of toilet paper.
It’s the week before the 4th of July and Pine Grove is in a frenzy.
Big Time developer Hank Rosenberg wants to build a “Massive Mart” in town. And he’s going to knock down several beloved business to make it happen.
The townspeople are up in arms. Pine Grove is quaint. And serene! Way too charming for a mega store.
Besides, who in the world needs to buy toilet paper ninety-six rolls at a time?
The night before the buildings are set to be torn down… Big time developer Hank Rosenberg dies, face down in a plate of Miss May’s “Every Berry Pie.” The police are more than happy to chalk this one up to natural causes. But Chelsea and Miss May suspect foul play.
Who could have killed the developer?
Could it have been Master Skinner, the local karate expert famous for his “fists of death?”
What about the developer’s wife? She never shut up about how much she hated him.
And when will the gas station start selling treats covered in rainbow sprinkles?
You’ll love this book because it’s light and clean, and everyone loves a cozy that keeps you guessing.
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Collected Halloween Horror Shorts: Trick ‘r Treat (Collected Horror Shorts Book 3)
by Multiple Authors
Genre: Horror | Literature & Fiction | Holidays
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If you love horror, Halloween is probably your favourite time of the year. Well… It’s ours, too.
A mixture of authors from Collected Christmas Horror Shorts and Collected Easter Horror Shorts have come back together, and invited a few friends, to make this Halloween an extra special one.
Lock your door, dim your lights, add some pumpkin spice to whatever you are drinking and light your jack-o’-lanterns. This will be a Halloween you will never forget.
Table of Contents
John R. Little – The Halloween Phantoms
Lisa Morton – Pumpkin Rex
Richard Chizmar – Mister Parker
Christopher Motz – The Halloween Playground
Kevin J. Kennedy – Halloweenland
Mark Cassell – A Story of Amber
Peter Oliver Wonder – Dressed For Success
Christina Bergling – Black Widow
Stuart Keane – Hollowed Be Thy
Andrew Lennon – Girlfriend
Briana Robertson – Trick Turned Treat
James Matthew Byers – Jenny Greenteeth
J.C. Michael – The First Shot
Mark Lukens – The Coffin Man
Suzanne Fox – The Devils Fruit
Steven Stacy – Don’t Fear the Reaper.
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