Sharp, hysterically funny, touching and real, Aimee Horton’s writing will have you crying with laughter and checking to make sure your life isn’t being secretly recorded.
Mothers Ruined
Aimee Horton
Genre: Family Life | Humor & Satire
Dottie Harris has a knack for stumbling into chaotic situations, gin & tonic in hand! When Dottie and Henry Harris move to their new house, Dottie’s only desire is to make friends in the neighbourhood. But Dottie, just home from delivering her third child, is struggling to adjust to village life. Recently promoted Henry travels a lot, and the neighbours aren’t very welcoming (although that could be because when Dottie first met them, she had dyed her children green). So when Dottie accidentally hears her neighbours’ conversations over her baby monitor, she can’t help but use the information in her quest to build new friendships. Of course, eavesdropping never ends well, and when Dottie discovers that two of her neighbours are having an affair, she’s horrified. Worse still, the locals are convinced she’s the one who’s doing the cheating. It’s up to Dottie to clear her name and expose the real cheat — in her signature haphazard way!
If you’re looking for funny chick lit packed with parenting humor, or simply want to know you’re not the only one having trouble making friends while juggling parenting newborns and toddlers, this book is for you!
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Survival of the Christmas Spirit
Aimee Horton
Genre: Holidays | Family Life
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“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!”
Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing — not even unexpected guests or running out of gin — will get her down. But as always, things don’t run smoothly for Dottie, and it’s not long before her two energetic children, hapless husband and a nasty stomach bug wreak havoc on her carefully planned spreadsheets. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her? One thing’s for sure: This will be a Christmas to remember!
A humorous Christmas novella If you’re looking for a funny holiday read for the Christmas season, or want to get in the Christmas spirit, the latest installment in the Dottie Harris Survival Series is for you! Or spread some Christmas cheer and give it as a Christmas gift!
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Survival of the Ginnest
Aimee Horton
Genre: Family Life | Humor & Satire
Amazon Top 100 Humor Books!
Meet Dottie Harris. She was living the self-indulgent lifestyle of every childless couple… and then she had kids. Struggling through pregnancy and motherhood, Dottie turns to social networking. She quickly becomes reliant on it, using it as a way to reach out and come to terms with the funny side of motherhood, whilst realising she’s not the only person to consider anything after 7 a.m. a lie in. Follow Dottie on her journey — made up entirely of Facebook-style updates — spanning four years of her sleep-deprived life. She bluntly shares her worries, insecurities, tears and tantrums, along with the things nobody ever tells you about motherhood! Full of humor and honesty, Dottie’s modern-day diary gives a glimpse into motherhood as she trades in her social life for the sofa and a bottle of gin, watching her children grow older while she grows less enthusiastic.
Funny chick lit with parenting humor If you’re looking for a motherhood book packed with pregnancy and parenting humor, or simply want to know you’re not the only one having trouble parenting newborns and toddlers, this book about the ups and downs of parenthood is for you! It’s a motherhood manifesto, social media style!
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Christmas, Actually: A Holiday Collection
Katie Rose Guest Pryal
Genre: Anthologies & Literature Collections | Holidays | Anthologies
You never know how Christmas will turn out! Festive and fun, or dreary and dull? While the holidays are magical for some, they are somber for others. Christmas, Actually is a holiday collection that runs the gamut of seasonal emotions: humor, hope, joy, confusion, excitement. Curl up next to the fire, and laugh, cry and dream along with the characters in this collection of holiday tales. Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas future… All play a part in Christmas, Actually. A Christmas collection full of Christmas humor, Christmas spirit, and even a little Christmas romance If you’re looking for a great read this holiday season, don’t miss Christmas, Actually! The six stories in this holiday collection take you on an adventure full of Christmas cheer. And it makes the perfect Christmas gift!
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