One of my youngest basset’s classmates has expressed interest in having a playdate at their house, and normally I would be all over that like a chocolate cake, but I have recently discovered (actually the father just told me) a horrible little fact about their house. The house contains a huge collection of clowns. Scary, creepy, popping out of boxes wielding knives, clowns. It’s like my own private heck-a-doodle! Is it not proper playdate etiquette to spend the entire visit screaming? You think they would notice?

Arisen, Book One – Fortress Britain
Glynn James
Genre: War | Horror

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A world fallen – under a plague of seven billion walking dead. A tiny island nation – the last refuge of the living. One team – of the world’s most elite special operators. The dead, these heroes, humanity’s last hope, all have…

ARISEN

Book One – Fortress Britain

When the Zombie Apocalypse came, one country had shut down its borders in response to a major terrorist attack. Now Fortress Britain is the last bastion of the living – with 50 million beleaguered survivors facing down a world of 7 billion animated corpses.

And when civilization fell, one international team of supremely elite special operators was being assembled for a nearly impossible mission, deployed out of the SAS barracks at Hereford. Supremely trained and armed, always the most skilled, resolved, and unstoppable amongst us, now the commandos of Alpha team are humanity’s last best hope for survival. Searching through the detritus of fallen Europe, scavenging pharmaceutical labs for clues to a vaccine that might bring humanity back from the brink, now they are tasked with one last desperate operation.

They must cross the Atlantic aboard the world’s only remaining supercarrier, insert by air into the very middle of a dead continent, and then fight their way on foot through a city of 3 million ravening dead guys. But these Zulus will not be like any zombies they have ever fought before…

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The Pas de Deux: A Lora Weaver Mystery (Lora Weaver Mystery Series)
Katy Leen
4.0 Stars (8 Reviews)
Genre: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense | Humor & Satire

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Lora Weaver is an ex-New Yorker, an ex-social worker, and could soon be an ex-everything if the identity thief poking a gun into her ribs gets itchy fingers.

On her first undercover case since swapping her social work career for a job at a PI firm, Lora is finding out that there’s more to playing Mata Hari than wardrobe changes. Much more. A fake fiance, a fake wedding, and a fake name for starters. Never mind the dance lessons. Plus, there are undercover rules. Not that Lora’s good at following rules. But she’d better get good in a hurry because her new gig has her working alongside her ex-cop boss Laurent—a French PI who’s as hard about rules as he is soft on the eyes.

With her live-in boyfriend Adam simmering with jealousy and her best friend Camille dragging her to tea readings, Lora’s new life in Montreal gets complicated. Especially when the identity thief she’s tracking seems to be branching out to murder and Lora may be the next target.

The Pas de Deux is the second romp in the Lora Weaver Mystery series with the same mix of romance, fun, and French zest.

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TerraFae
Sabrina Zbasnik
4.5 Stars (4 Reviews)
Genre: Fantasy

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“Who said Immortality was Forever?”

Life trickled by well for Cas, goblins tended to stay dead after getting run through and her partner in crime – Hum, the Giant of whatever place he chose for that week – was still vertical.

But that all changed one day in an inn (it’s always a dilapidated inn as opposed to a warm meadow or carriage show) when a cowled figure entered her life and bonked it good.

Now she’s stuck leading a pack of elves, and one ass, through a forestry maze that’s determined to keep them from their goal; which she’d happily tell you about as soon as she figures it out herself.

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The Dangers of Renting a Fiancée
Patricia Mason Boufford
5.0 Stars (3 Reviews)
Genre: Romance

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Alex Wagner is a young professional with almost everything – great looks, a bright career future, money. He lacks only one thing:a serious love interest. His girlfriends are always very attractive but they never last more than a few months. This doesn’t bother Alex. He’s content to play the field as a carefree bachelor. But Alex’s parents would like to see their son settle down. So what can a loving mother do, if she expects to enjoy grandchildren? Here’s Alex’s mother on her attempts to help:“Occasionally, if I meet a girl I think would be right, I’ll arrange for him to meet her, hoping he will see how she might be a better match than the type he keeps choosing on his own. I don’t mean to try to control him. I just hope to suggest a few good options.”

His mother’s “good options” make Alex feel like he’s living in a foreign country where arranged marriages are the norm, and each time his mother plays matchmaker, he’s left with the task of breaking up with the arranged match. So when his mother finds yet another candidate who would be “just perfect” for him, Alex takes the easy way out. To avoid the issue he invents a fake fiancee he can keep in the background and eventually allow to fade away gracefully.

But Alex’s parents are overjoyed by this announcement that their son has found his true love at last, and they want to meet the new future daughter-in-law immediately. So Alex is faced with the uncomfortable choice of admitting his lie or producing a real temporary stand-in fiancee. It seemed like such a good plan. . . but soon consequences start to arise that Alex could not have foreseen.

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Natural Cleaning Tips 101 – Using Vinegar, Baking Soda, and More
Christina Jones
3.9 Stars (14 Reviews)
Genre: Crafts, Hobbies & Home

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Christina Jones shares tips with you on cleaning everyday household items with stuff you probably have around the house. Learn new ways to use white vinegar, baking soda, and lemons, among many others.

Learn how to get tough stains out of clothes, how to make your patio or driveway look like new, and much more.

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